Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that
his wife, Lucrecia, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of
him. Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the
temple, killing her instantly. A few days later, Verne got a call from the
coroner regarding her autopsy.

Coroner:" Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force trauma
to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is
that correct?"

Verne: "Yes, sir, that's correct."
Coroner: "I also found a golf ball wedged up her arse."

Verne: "Was it a Titleist 3?"

Coroner: "Yes, it was."

Verne: "That was my provisional."

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