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THE ROOM WAS FULL OF PREGNANT  WOMEN WITH THEIR PARTNERS.
 
THE CLASS  WAS IN FULL  SWING.
 
THE  INSTRUCTOR WAS TEACHING THE WOMEN HOW TO BREATHE PROPERLY  AND  WAS TELLING THE MEN HOW TO GIVE  THE NECESSARY ASSURANCE TO THEIR  PARTNERS AT THIS STAGE OF THE  PREGNANCY.
 
SHE SAID " LADIES, REMEMBER THAT EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR  YOU.
 WALKING IS ESPECIALLY  BENEFICIAL. IT STRENGTHENS THE PELVIC MUSCLES  AND WILL MAKE DELIVERY THAT MUCH  EASIER!"
 
SHE  LOOKED AT THE MEN IN THE ROOM, "AND GENTLEMEN, REMEMBER  --  YOU'RE IN THIS TOGETHER --- IT  WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO GO WALKING  WITH  HER."
 
THE  ROOM SUDDENLY GOT VERY QUIET AS THE MEN ABSORBED  THIS  INFORMATION.
 
THEN A MAN AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM SLOWLY RAISED HIS  HAND.
 "YES?" ANSWERED THE  TEACHER.
 
 "I WAS JUST  WONDERING.  IS IT ALL RIGHT IF SHE CARRIES A GOLF  BAG  WHILE WE  WALK?"

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